Anonymous asked: (i dont know which one is you in the sibling picture but) the kid on the right looks so much like my little brother when he was younger gosh
the kid on the right is me!
but I’m the eldest so I’m not your brother sorry
odds on people thinking I’m serious with that, the dumbest chart ever google doc’d
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
god what rock does someone have to live under
nooo he means we are the majority of people who are hero-worthy
people of other races might be strong or smart or whatever but only white guys can ~hero~
obviously this is a general thing like some black guys can hero and some other guys are bad at smart but OVERALL that’s the chart
Boards of Canada - Reach for the Dead
HERE IS IT
I like playing Monaco with Frezned because he almost cries with laughter every time I needlessly bludgeon civilians doing admin on the grounds that there’s ‘no need for it’. What a pussy.
We’ll have completed the mission and we’ll be AT the EXIT and you’ll be like “hold on the guard’s waking up!” and you’ll run from safety/victory just to bash this poor dude back into unconsciousness! Grade A sociopathy, it’s beautiful.
(also: Monaco is such a badass game)
