May 2012
284 posts
tommilsom:
I want there to be a feature film that’s five minutes of an action movie, then the lead guy does a backflip in a fight, lands wrong, breaks his neck and dies
Then he’s just lying there for like 15 minutes
The rest of the film is a slow-paced account of being found by the police and his body’s journey to the morgue and eventually the cemetary
vondell-swain:
if you ever ask “why do i find this so interesting” the answer is because it’s interesting
Under-appreciated word: Suss
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stromasdragon asked: Lentil bolognese, recipe please?
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Watchdongcity:
Jerry Seinfeld singing the Seinfeld theme song
I saw that gif of the bunny and I genuinely said “holy SHIT” and thumped my desk with my fist
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jamescnr:
tommilsom:
A new song I...
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tommilsom:
Are you sad that Alex is releasing...
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I'm actively trying to find videos or articles...
bradofarrell:
For the sole purpose of making myself mad.
I can’t find any.
When I saw “It Gets Better - THE CHRISTIAN VERSION” I got excited.
But it turns out to just be about how Christians and god loves LGBT teens too.
And not about how it will get better for Christians who are being oppressed by Dan Savage.
I’m literally just.
I made up an offensive view point.
And I can’t find anyone...
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gimme kiss
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vondell-swain:
is dropping deer from a helicopter illegal if it’s done accidentally? you would just have to think of a good excuse for why you took a deer up there
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overtheunderpass:
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
you look down and he’s indicating that a whole bunch of Twilight has been misshelved here, and the poor...
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I dreamt I was able to change ethnicities and I was… well it was called Spanish in the dream but I was basically black. And I was talking to someone about how I needed to shave but my beard was better as a Spaniard than when I was white, and I was like “here, look” and I shook my head to activate ethnicity-transform but I also shook my head in real life and it woke me up
and lo...
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