youngstero: one of the best shows I’ve ever seen the best audience I’ve ever performed for the best I’ve ever performed all of my best friends in one place one of the best days of my life I feel exactly the same way oh man oh man ordinary tour
youngstero: if vampires were real I would accidentally invite them in all the time because I’m an instinctually friendly guy and then 5 minutes later I’d say under my breath “ohhhhhh fuck”
blurgh my flight got cancelled now I’m not arriving in LA until like the middle of the night guh
bradofarrell: best possible reaction
effington: This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s not getting less funny we’ve found the single funniest thing
seriously this realisation that I can set ANY GIF as my phone wallpaper though is like… I feel like it’s TOO MUCH power
effington: Technology is amazing
everets: Red and black: Venom lack Red and yellow: Venom yellow
effington replied to your post: When I was going through customs there was a… this is my son Customs Dude
Anonymous asked: What'd they name the baby?
I feel like I should say I made that story about the baby up I thought it was more obviously ridiculous when I was typing it out but upon reflection it is just on the side of believable except for this post though I’m going to act as though it really happened and that the customs dude’s name was Qua’verle
When I was going through customs there was a couple with a brand new baby that didn’t have a name yet and the customs dude was like “I can’t let someone into the country without a name to put on the form” and they’re like “but he doesn’t have a name yet” and the customs dude was like “well I dunno what I’m gonna do” so they named...
Also I landed in DC to like 10 texts thank you babes I feel less lonely now <333
Oh wow this last plane to NYC is probably the smallest I’ve ever been on! Oh my god it’s the cutest lil plane ever yaaay ahaha i love it!
By hit the skyyyy I meant until the plane takes off but it could also mean I’m looking forward to drinking a particular brand of vodka
Hey tumblr friends with whom I’m also Facebook friends who we plan to meet each other up while I’m in the USA: I put my USA phone number on my Facebook! So now you can know it. I’m about to leave for my second of three flights today if I land in DC and my phone isn’t full of texts and missed calls I will be disappointed but not that much I mean I know y’all love me ...
Oh my lord I am at LAX and I smell SO awful. I’m sorry, everyone else at LAX.
about to board my flight eeee
“This isn’t Singapore! This is Australia! Different country! Different rules!” Overheard airport staff lady scolding a dude. Ooh!
Skybus shuttle on the way to Melbourne airport. The driver, this sweet old guy with a thick Chinese accent, informs us that this bus is brand new, that this is its first trip. He’s obviously excited about it and it’s so adorable.
going to bed and when I wake up I will go on a train and then a bus and then an aeroplane and then I will be in America goodnight
youngstero: I just got acupuncture and as this cute small asian man was putting needles all in my back he told me that his sons love the lakers so he always cheers for the other team and they say “dad we hate you please leave us” and he says “no my sons. I will live forever”