I wrote what I think is a really good bit in the shower but I don’t have any gigs coming up except my birthday gig and I kinda wanna just do my best jokes at that one and slay it sooooo fuck!! I wanna try this joke out!! where the gigs at god damnit
all of the justin bieber art in the justin bieber flappy bird knockoff is the one picture and someone here does not know how necks work
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Anonymous asked: oh no so are you homeless?
ahahaha nice one
youngstero asked: there's an australian drag queen on rupauls drag race this season named courtney act and in the first episode she said that she is a household name in australia like you could ask anyone there and theyd know who she is and so im asking one of the only australian people i know personally, do you know who courtney act is?
Nooo idea who she is, no
Anonymous asked: What are you up to these days, Tom? You've not been so active recently and it's worrying
I’ve just been doing more stuff offline! It’s ok.