Across the alley behind my apartment there’s an old warehouse that’s due to be demolished. This morning there was a big loud noise in the alley and Cookie got scared, and Jared and I were like “aww big noise gave poor lil Cookie a fright” and we went to the window and there’s this GIANT like building-eater robot machine trundling past and we’re like “ohhh daaang” and we felt kind of bad for patronising Cookie.